Dirty Adult Joke - The Son Asks His Father How Many Kinds of Boobies Are There

Dirty Adult Joke - The Son Asks His Father How Many Kinds of Boobies Are There

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of ‘boobies’ are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds.
In her twenties, a they are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?” asked the son.
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter asked,
“Mom, is it the same for a man?”
The mother smiles and answers, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his manhood is like an oak tree, mighty and strong.
In his thirties and forties, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it’s like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” queried the daughter.
“Yes, it’s dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”

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